The Gay Bar
Tuesday June 21, 2005 3:22 AM
It is late I could not sleep, so I wandered around Carolyn's neigborhood. I noticed the large rainbow flags outside the only establishment that was still rocking, so for the first time I walked into a gay bar.
I am alone and I have no idea what I am looking for, but it must appear as though I am looking for a hookup. I don't believe that I am bisexual, but I also know that I don't know anything anymore. This Dara thing has blown my mind.
Around me men are making out; there are a few women here too. Mmmm. I love women! But, truth be told, I have wondered what my life would be like if I was bi. Like the twins say in the doublemint commercials "twice the pleasure" -- and you at least double your chance of scoring.
Looking at the folks here is interesting. There are the people who have paired off and a few who are still on the prowl. Then there are the women. I have no idea what to make of the women here.
I am tempted to talk to the couple next to me and tell them I am hetero but "oh so gay friendly" but that is so cheesy. Why would it be necessary to say such a thing?
I get up and ask the the Latino DJ about the artist of one of the songs. He begins to overtly flirt with me. He touches my arm as he speaks. It is not offensive. Strangely I wonder if this is because I am attracted to him. I drink my whiskey and go back to Carolyn's place.
It is late I could not sleep, so I wandered around Carolyn's neigborhood. I noticed the large rainbow flags outside the only establishment that was still rocking, so for the first time I walked into a gay bar.
I am alone and I have no idea what I am looking for, but it must appear as though I am looking for a hookup. I don't believe that I am bisexual, but I also know that I don't know anything anymore. This Dara thing has blown my mind.
Around me men are making out; there are a few women here too. Mmmm. I love women! But, truth be told, I have wondered what my life would be like if I was bi. Like the twins say in the doublemint commercials "twice the pleasure" -- and you at least double your chance of scoring.
Looking at the folks here is interesting. There are the people who have paired off and a few who are still on the prowl. Then there are the women. I have no idea what to make of the women here.
I am tempted to talk to the couple next to me and tell them I am hetero but "oh so gay friendly" but that is so cheesy. Why would it be necessary to say such a thing?
I get up and ask the the Latino DJ about the artist of one of the songs. He begins to overtly flirt with me. He touches my arm as he speaks. It is not offensive. Strangely I wonder if this is because I am attracted to him. I drink my whiskey and go back to Carolyn's place.
posted by SagaciousDemon at 10:29 PM
