Degrees Of Separation

I met Carolyn on the subway, Angie in an elevator. Dara walked into the tow-pound to pick up a car when I was there hungover picking up mine. Allie and I crossed paths in a bar while skiing in Colorado, Fabienne on a plane landing in Paris, Miranda on a plane taking off from London. Why the fuck could she not have picked up an anonymous goddamn stranger in a park instead of chatting up the roommate of my employee at my frigging office party and then fucking him while lying to me about "not being able to make the 11:07 train." Bitch.

The irony of it all is that she made out with him for weeks in various parks in New York. You've got it backwards, girl... Meet the guy in the park then take him to office parties, not the other way around.