Snippets (Caution: Huge Ego Ahead)

My ex-girlfriend Ann drunk dialing Dara out of the blue a few months ago (I am at Carolyn's that night)...

"Do you know that I fuck SagaciousDemon three times a week?"

"So are you going to keep fucking him?"

"Yeah, he's got a good dick."

But Dara gives at least as good as she gets... (though she swears that it just "slipped out").

"You have a beautiful apartment."

"You've been to my apartment??????"

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Carolyn in a glow:

"That was awesome. I have never ever come so hard in my life!"

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Angie with the back of her hand on her brow:

"Oh my god, oh my god, I just kept coming and coming, one after another. Wow, multiple orgasms. I really didn't think they were possible."

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Dara after a particularly energetic tryst over the arm of a sofa that included a popsicle as a prop:

"Did you not come?"

"Damn, how many times would you like me to come? I came at least three times."

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Allie somewhat somberly:

"Baby, you spoiled me. You are so good in bed that other guys don't do it for me.

"I need to have a baby soon or I'll soon be too old. Will you be my baby's daddy?"

"Eh..."

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Pasha after squirting all over the place:

"Oooh, Niagara Falls! I am so sorry."

"Don't worry. It makes me feel that I have done a damn good job."

She blushes and smiles.

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Fabienne on IM:

"I have been dating this new guy for a couple of months, but do come to Paris, I'd love to see you again."

"Why would you want to see me if you have a new boyfriend?"

"Oh, because I always have such a good time with you and although my new boyfriend is a really nice guy, he is so lazy and unimaginative in bed."